Kids say the darnedest things, don't they?

 Especially this little boy of mine. The quote of the day at our house is this:

(Wee One shoves his hand under my butt) "Toot on my hand! I like it stinky!" (giggles)

What the...?

Saturday's inappropriate conversation was:

"I love your nipples."
Me: "Thank you, but I still don't want you touching them."